He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
he could've at least fucked me twice. that's just common courtesy.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Pooping to opera.
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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