You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
We had to coat check the pizza.
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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