windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
He is currently in a meeting and I am sexting him in Italian
And he's using Google translate to reply. Who says cross country relationships can't be fun?
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Why did two squirrels just run out from behind the couch?
About that.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
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