Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
I'm going to get drunk on champagne by myself.
Oh no wait my cat's here. Thank god for a second there I sounded really sad.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
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