I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
i need you to babysit me first week back at school. havent had tequila, adderal, or sex w randoms in 3 months
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
Whenever we go out my brain flips on autopilot, straight to blackout.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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