Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
these past three weeks have been a real "fuck you" to my liver
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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