We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
If I don't wake up tomorrow you inherit my paycheck and can only spend it at cinnabon
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