I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
Dude, seriously, fucking stop introducing me as "Thomas, with the dick piercing." you are the worst wingman ever.
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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