This random guy just introduced himself then said "So, I am staying at my friends place and he has a 4 year old, so we should probably go back to your house." WTF kind of vibes do I give off?
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
promise me that when we are 32, we will look nothing like Kim Zolciak. Promise me right this instant.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
You are lucky that I'm drunk. Otherwise I would bone you into another universe
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Randomize
