Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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