If that was your dad, he is hot
Why is my head in the toilet this morning but there is vomit behind the toilet
Also, i'm pretty sure i've had my birth control pill stuck in my throat since like...two pm. So i'll be practicing safe oral sex tonight.
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
It's been a long time since I felt this bad on a Monday... and for that, I thank you.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
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