i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Played "Which Couple Will Take Me Home Tonight" at the bar last night... I can now cross three-some off my bucket list
you literally pushed me forward in the seat so you could puke behind my back without the cabbie noticing..
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Well someone has to be the Christmas slut at the family dinner. I suppose it's my year to fill those shoes.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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