Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
so i hit rock bottom, god threw me a shovel. i continued to dig.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
He like walks around to open car doors for me. Has already held my hair while I barf and still likes me. What. Is. Happening.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
Also I can show up hungover, fall asleep at my desk, and smell like a bottle of whiskey, and they still like me more then my shitty co worker
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I could be the Kenny Powers of Sex Therapists.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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