But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
But I've also made plans to crash a black tie event wearing a storm trooper helmet. I think I've found the love of my life..
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
Randomize
