I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I'm going to become fluent in fucking Belgian boys
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
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