Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
fuck your aforementioned shoe
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
im not sure if this headache is from the car accident or cocaine withdrawl
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
am i new drunk or am i still drunk
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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