Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
the liquor store lady asked about three times if I was sure about buying two fifths of everclear. i told her I wanted to be on cops
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I'm not saying I'm drunk, but I'm definitely saying my liver has its work cut out for it.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
But wait then while giving his drive thru order he goes in mid sentence, "Hey baby it's Travis remember me?"
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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