im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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