I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I am pretty sure they consider me one of the "bros". They compliment girl's racks to me and are the human forms of dick-be-gone. They won't sleep with me more than once cause it's "weird", or let any "untrustworthy boys" sleep with me and I still help them get laid. Not...fair...
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Seriously bro? Indoor roman candle wars? I guess I'll never see that fucking security deposit again
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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