Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
it was like eating out sand paper
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
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