What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
You're a college freshman. Its your job to be pathetic. And drunk. But mostly pathetic
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
Randomize
