Dual....:-)
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
Randomize
