Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
If they ask for a stool sample we r no longer friends.
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Come in your red robin gear. If you smell like French fries we can make love.
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
the cop said "drunk and disorderly" like it was a bad thing
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