I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
I'm gonna win the lottery and buy chinchillas and tattoos for everyone
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I just took the soggiest of beer shits and all i have to eat is shredded cheese and more beer. I need an adult.
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I can't even spell what he said he was on. And I had to call 4 people before someone had heard of it.
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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