in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
My bracket is officially just a list of teams that lost.
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I tried exercising today. I ended up masturbating to the Wii fit trainer.
I am going to be fat forever.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
I called you daddy and let you stick things in my butt, I am a damn 11.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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