Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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