Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
it's my favorite when the couple downstairs are having sex so loud that i feel like I'm part of a threesome
second-hand sex is fun, isn't it?
If you're wondering why you have playpen balls it's because we stopped at chuckie cheese on the way home.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
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