She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
The only thing worse than being arrested is the fact the cop confiscated my green dinosaur costume.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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