Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
No stitches, just platelets and will power
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
If you hook up with your cousin you will permanently be my favorite person ever.
proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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