They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
All I've accomplished this quarter is making Uno an acceptable drinking game.
Before you ask, yes. Whatever you're wearing IS too slutty for his mom's funeral.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
I like it when Amish boys stare at my boobs, even tho I can't tell if it's in appreciation or disgust. Rumspringa, mothafuckers.
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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