tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
Had sex to a Lionel Richie song. I have a feeling I was conceived to it. Finally reached full circle.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I gave her a cheerful high five and she turned to me and said, "we should do that with our genitals." I may have to marry this girl.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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