It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
Woke up on a lawn chair hugging a bottle of vodka. Hows your morning so far?
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