ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Oh, and she's that dumb bitch that goes out in public in full make up and sweats with uggs. I hope she falls face first in a bowl of queso and drowns
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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