who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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