Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I slept naked with a towel wrapped around my waist in case I pissed the bed again
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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