You totally left a blue butt print on our banister
Well I think we can all agree that that's better than then bowl of puke I left last time.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Beer bonging to Ave Maria
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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