Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
She needs sedatives and a leash
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
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