When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
Ate apple sauce off his penis. Nutritious and slutty.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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