Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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