i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
Just asked the bartender if I could use the register to see my grades.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
R.I.P my virginity. TOD 12:37pm
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
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