do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Well I just had a 45 minute conversation with a lady who was drunk off her ass complaining about how her 3 sons won't talk to her anymore. No more dive bars.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
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