I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
i just turned the eviction notice into a beer pong list
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
Last night’s booty call turned into a cuddlefest. Get your game face on, we’re hunting dick tonight
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