I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I just had to explain to my 62 year old advisor what "tea-bagging" was in the middle of her lecture. I smell extra credit. And maybe a demonstration.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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