I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Just made hot dog dorito pasta. It happened.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I'm gonna go drown myself in the shower. Make sure to cover me up before the paramedics arrive. I'm too fat to be seen naked right now.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
Plus i lost a button on my shirt and we got free drinks all night. Sorry I'm not sorry.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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