She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
Let's paint friendship bongs
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
It was the best present I've gotten since I was 5 and I got a fucking easy bake oven. I'm not pregnant for realsies. Celebratory party at the house tonight. Invite all the nice dicks you know.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
He somehow always manages to get me naked within 5 minutes of being together. It's like fucking witchcraft.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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