Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I have this rep as a wingman for a reason. I'm like a poon caddy. "You might want to use a 9 iron on this hole. "
Saw my drug dealer at Easter mass with his family so that was weird
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
And, by “make you dinner” I mean “have lots of sex and multiple orgasms.” So you should probably eat something and before you come over
And hydrate too
Randomize
