you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Milquetoast, coolest word ever.
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
My last google search was "mavis beacon techs tping" Thank god google auto corrects bc otherwise i wouldn't know that i drunk-type 13 words a minute.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
The perfect man would keep a whisky sour in my hand and give me endless sex. I really don't think that's too much to ask for.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Well hell, he's gotta sleep in the bed he's made. Multiple times. For multiple girls I'm sure.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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