Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
He kissed a someone with a penis
dude we gotta go shopping. I made pancakes this afternoon and used them as sandwich bread.
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
Randomize