I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
He got tattooed, peirced, and we're pretty sure he got rufeed by that fat chick. He was like a walking spring break stereotype.
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
How's the hangover?
I've been begging my dog to mercy kill me for over an hour. He has this look like he might do it, you know, as my best friend should.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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