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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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