were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
she pinky promised me she was 18
You bit the bartender when he refused to poor rum in your purse and hand you a straw.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
Randomize
