these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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