Wow, your whole life is a joke regardless of the fact that its april fools day
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I didn't know it was possible to make picking up dog shit look sexy.
She did the bend and snap...
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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