i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
where does the pee come out of this thing
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
And besides a nice relationship, I just really want to get laid damnit
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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