If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
I think we should go ahead and pin a note to my shirt when we go out that says"do NOT buy me shots"
On the back we can put possible side effects may include: indiscriminate making out, brief crying spells, yelling in jibberish, and sudden sleep.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
the table of underagers at this wedding were seated 10ft from the open bar. currently 30 open containers on the table for 5 people. dinner hasn't even been served yet.
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Thank you blackberry messenger, for giving me a way to sext faster and more efficiently
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
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