so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I just watched a stripper purchase $43 of Rockstar and corn nuts. Godamnit! We need helmet cams.
Well I mean enduring a 45 minute conversation about C-sections was worth the 9 jello shots those soccer moms gave me.
Man I was just the closest I've ever been to crapping my pants.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
Omfg I just White Claw shamed a Girl Scout Cookie mom and I feel SO BAD.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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