she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
I swear, he has the body awareness of an acid-tripping quadriplegic.
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I DEMAND FORESKIN
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
Shame - the story of my life.
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