Listen the way I know if I'm drunk is if I have stage fright in the pisser if I do then I'm not drunk! And I definitely still do right now!
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
whatever a "slut portfolio" is, mine is apparently almost complete
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
While you wait, fill out your state patrol application. Not trying to be your mom, I just really want to fuck a cop.
Trying not to look at her chest is like trying to not hear a fire engine racing by.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
