Last night while we were having sex, 'God bless the USA' started playing on his itunes. He came almost immediately... so awkward.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Fell down a spiral staircase. Et tu vodka. Et tu.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
is telling someone you can be his trophy wife the same as proposing?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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