Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
BRING KITTENS I AM A GENIUS
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Hi I love you will you be up for a while!
That exclamation point was a drunk decision
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