just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i have the juiciest gold medal in my pants
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I just interrupted this girl giving a dude head in a parked car on the south side. Going down on your guy while you're parked in front of your house because you don't want your parents catching you is fine by me, just don't block the fire hydrant.
The stall at this bar had mirrors all around. I just looked at myself take a shit from like 3 different angles
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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